how to like it.

20something girl, astoria, awesome, hot dogs, corn dogs, for actual dogs, milkshakes, white boys, asian girls, record players, free books, new boots, college art museum security guards, michael cera stammering, plants, future goldfish, road trips, letters, matches, san fran, the pacific ocean, moe szyslak, dinner with friends, dinner alone
Jun 30
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Stage freeze!
-Don’t say “stage freeze,” just do it.

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Stage freeze!
-Don’t say “stage freeze,” just do it.

Jun 24
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getting around this mta fare hike business

can some explain to me how i can use my current metrocard (exp around july 15) and purchase another one (at the “lower” rate of $81) to the fullest without being screwed?

from mta’s website:

Unlimited Ride MetroCard

MetroCard Vending Machines and station attendants will sell Unlimited Ride MetroCards at the current prices until midnight on Saturday, June 27. After midnight you will be able to purchase Unlimited Ride cards at the new, higher prices.

To get the full value of a 1-Day, 7-Day, 14-Day or 30-Day Unlimited Ride MetroCard or the 7-day Express Bus Plus MetroCard purchased prior to June 28, you must begin using the card on or before July 6.

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This totally comes from the 3rd season which I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch, because then it will come to an end for me. But omg I guess I should just suck it up.

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This totally comes from the 3rd season which I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch, because then it will come to an end for me. But omg I guess I should just suck it up.

Jun 22
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Josh Goleman - oh dear lord it’s a circus themed wedding. with HOT DOGS. it is kind of everything i want, minus the girls in sequined outfits twirling batons.
Josh Goleman - oh dear lord it’s a circus themed wedding. with HOT DOGS. it is kind of everything i want, minus the girls in sequined outfits twirling batons.
Jun 18
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trying to send something to australia for $14 = FAIL

instead i had to pay $22.80 and an extra 3.29 for packing tape bc the post office lady demanded i do so.

and ommfg how is it only 3:20?!

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torture

mariadiaz:

I have had Lady Gaga’s Poker Face stuck in my head for a period of 4 days.

your pain will turn to love by day 5, i swear.

PO PO PO PO POKER FACE PO PO POKER FACE