May 2008
31 posts
April 2008
39 posts
“And now to the par-tay! There’s Whitney! There’s Brody, who got the girls a...”
– nymag, mixing way-cooler juno quote into discussion of this week’s lame episode of the hills.
yay yay yay!
just got an invite to the mets game tonight. laundry, we’ll have to take a raincheck.
orange mocha frappucinos
or…a lychee orange blossom saketini. either way, i think i want a party real soon. 1 ounce vodka 1/2 ounce sake (Junmai / Sho Chiku Bai Sake) 2 ounces lychee juice Dash of Orange Blossom Water (uhhh…i’m just gonna skip this) Orange zest for garnish 1. In a cocktail shaker, add vodka, sake, lychee juice, and orange blossom water. 2. Add ice and shake. 3. Strain and pour into...
holy crap my wish came true! Amy Poehler Is... →
“Although with regard to the past, when this is reported correctly what is...”
– St. Augustine of Hippo, Confessions, 398, via nymag’s interview w augusten burroughs
i've just got the eye for it.
“celebs” i’ve seen this week on the street: amir, from jake and amir daniel vosovic, from project runway um, the guy chris who plays Early on the burg past such celebs include: the guy who plays xander on the burg noah kalina the guy from the secret lover t-mobile top 5 commercial
everyday art
when i see people with journals full of gorgeous drawing/collages, i get insaneo jealous. i tried to do collaging while on a road trip to va - glue stick and scissors crammed in the passenger side door. that shit doesn’t work! it’s crazy hard, my pen jumping all over the page…my best collaging was done either in the studio or in my room, a big floor to spread all my shit out on,...
now and then photos →
wild thing, by the muppets.
“….the best was when Michael tried to order a baked potato and a frosty from...”
– elizabeth, on last night’s episode of the office and…her love of wendy’s.
wtomfg this is crazy →
‘Idol’ Pulls Telethon Off, but Candidates Miss Cut... →
uh, nyt, aren’t you supposed to keep subject+verb together? wait…’keep together subject+verb’? crap.
Why is it the days when I’m already running late for work are the days that the train decides to go virtually backwards?
What household items can I use to flavor my... →
grosss
i think i found the source of my flowering plant’s wack relationship to water and sun and my love: these little gross-ass brown bugs i discovered on their stems. thought it was dirt until i wipe like 8 of them with my finger and realized they were individual little bugs. SICK. i googled “brown bugs on plant” but decided to just toss it to the curb. home depot on 23rd, i’m...
Creepy Musical Dolls →
almost copied this into a work email to a client.
Its friday night, and I feel all right The party is here on the west side So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up Designated driver take the keys to my truck Hit the shore cause Im faded Honeys in the street say, monty, yo we made it! It feels so good in my hood tonight The summertime skirts and the guys in kani All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by You gotta get your groove on, before you...
taken
got a new-er idea for a tumblr, but all the damn domains are taken! and with filler-ass blogs that people are just occupying, like your big dumb roommate who’s on the couch doing nothing and could totally move somewhere else but he’s just not leaving. [uhhh, not you dom. i love dombombs.]
“In bed, I like to make my lover laugh. In my world, laughing and having sex are...”
– blog called internet zillionaire (i think/too lazy to link). who knew you could use the idea of a turducken in a sex-related, non-gluttonous way? i think it works, and i totes agree with the sentiment.
“Spencer and evil twin Stephanie have a heart-to-heart about how Spencer’s going...”
– ‘The Hills’: Just One Week, and the Gang’s Skinnier and Less Hairy!
Mad Magazine Fold-Ins, Past and Present →
gmail's 08 april fool's joke. i fell for it,... →
