oh charlie kelly
Charlie: Dee, you're asking a million questions. All right look, I'm just going to walk you through it, so pay attention.
Dee: Yes! Thank you.
Charlie: OK, look, the pretty lady gets naked, of course, and I help her into the prototype, yes? My hands sort of guiding along her body making sure that it fits properly. Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know? And she feels very excited, she feels very sensual and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then, you know, we chit-chat a little bit, no big deal but she asks me back to her place. Where did that come from? I accept, you know? And then we chit-chat at her place, it's no big deal, but eventually she says, "Do you want to make love, Charlie?"
Dee: Oh, god.
Charlie: And I say, "Are you serious? Because yes, I do." And then just boom, we're into it and it's hot and it's passionate.
Charlie: And then it's just you and me babe.
Dee: Oh my god. Charlie!
Charlie: Like, all night long. And I satisfy her so many times. And then she just starts screaming my name.
Charlie: "Charlie," she says.
Charlie: "Charlie," she says. "Charlie," she says...
Dee: CHARLIE! Jesus!
Charlie: Dee! Unghhh. What are you d-- I thought you had walked back--
Dee: No, I've been standing here the WHOLE TIME.
Charlie: Look, I was in the middle of a...
Dee: Are you gonna help me with this or not?
Charlie: I'm trying to... What are you doing, because you're looking pretty good--