how to like it.

20something girl, astoria, awesome, hot dogs, corn dogs, for actual dogs, milkshakes, white boys, asian girls, record players, free books, new boots, college art museum security guards, michael cera stammering, plants, future goldfish, road trips, letters, matches, san fran, the pacific ocean, moe szyslak, dinner with friends, dinner alone
Aug 27
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(via itsalwayssunny) I want the Waitress/Charlie version…so I can get really jealous.

(via itsalwayssunny)

I want the Waitress/Charlie version…so I can get really jealous.

Aug 18
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oh charlie kelly

  • Charlie: Dee, you're asking a million questions. All right look, I'm just going to walk you through it, so pay attention.
  • Dee: Yes! Thank you.
  • Charlie: OK, look, the pretty lady gets naked, of course, and I help her into the prototype, yes? My hands sort of guiding along her body making sure that it fits properly. Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know? And she feels very excited, she feels very sensual and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then, you know, we chit-chat a little bit, no big deal but she asks me back to her place. Where did that come from? I accept, you know? And then we chit-chat at her place, it's no big deal, but eventually she says, "Do you want to make love, Charlie?"
  • Dee: Oh, god.
  • Charlie: And I say, "Are you serious? Because yes, I do." And then just boom, we're into it and it's hot and it's passionate.
  • Dee: Charlie.
  • Charlie: And then it's just you and me babe.
  • Dee: Oh my god. Charlie!
  • Charlie: Like, all night long. And I satisfy her so many times. And then she just starts screaming my name.
  • Dee: Charlie!
  • Charlie: "Charlie," she says.
  • Dee: Charlie!
  • Charlie: "Charlie," she says. "Charlie," she says...
  • Dee: CHARLIE! Jesus!
  • Charlie: Dee! Unghhh. What are you d-- I thought you had walked back--
  • Dee: No, I've been standing here the WHOLE TIME.
  • Charlie: Look, I was in the middle of a...
  • Dee: Are you gonna help me with this or not?
  • Charlie: I'm trying to... What are you doing, because you're looking pretty good--
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Design*Sponge » Blog Archive » Mysterious Letters

Aug 17
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(via sweethomestyle) I am going to do something with yellow and white stripes, and I want walls with similar color. More grey, less blue. I like the green trim also.

(via sweethomestyle)

I am going to do something with yellow and white stripes, and I want walls with similar color. More grey, less blue. I like the green trim also.

Aug 12
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(via itsalwayssunny) Charlie screaming is the best.

(via itsalwayssunny)

Charlie screaming is the best.

Jul 28
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mutations: synecdoche: powlsy: theduty: …this kid is GOOD. man, I loved reading these. might have to dig some of the ol’ scholastic book fair books out and reread.

mutations:

synecdoche:

powlsy:

theduty:

…this kid is GOOD.

man, I loved reading these. might have to dig some of the ol’ scholastic book fair books out and reread.

Jul 16
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eyeonspringfield: You kids knock it off, mama’s watchin’ her stories. This or “I wash myself with a rag on a stick.” 

eyeonspringfield:

You kids knock it off, mama’s watchin’ her stories.

This or “I wash myself with a rag on a stick.” 

Jul 14
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